###Episode 1: The Lightning League Reborn (Escape from the Garden) % "Go after him, get that root. It's the only thing that can stop us." --Sawboss, leader of the Monster Minds. (J&WW, #1) % "All right, I won't be nasty. But I wish Jayce wouldn't treat me like I was a *nerd*." --Flora (J&WW, #1) % "But where's my father?" 'I'll tell you the whole story. Meanwhile, could you put me back together again please?' --Jayce and Oon, (J&WW, #1) % "Boom! [crashing sound]! Crash! They broke through the walls. But before that, your father almost had it figured out--" --Squire Oon, (J&WW, #1) % "My master, Audric, tried to create a plant that would end starvation forever. But just as he succeeded--" --Squire Oon, (J&WW, #1) % "Radiation changed his discoveries into plants with *evil* brains." --Squire Oon, (J&WW #1) % "Oon, we have to flee! The Monster Minds are ruthless!" --Audric, (J&WW, #1) % "Their leader, they call him Sawboss, has taken over my laboratory." --Audric, (J&WW, #1) % "I worked to create a good plant, that would destroy those evil ones." --Audric, (J&WW, #1) % "'Get the root to Jayce,' he said. 'He's your new master, serve him faithfully. He'll know what to do.'" --Oon, quoting Audric's last command (J&WW, #1) % "You must find your father. The root he carries must be joined with this one." --Gillian, (J&WW, #1) % "Then the future of the universe depends on *this* [the root], and on *me*." --Jayce, a little overwhelmed when he first realizes this, (J&WW, #1) % "In ages past there was a small band of heroes, who guided us to victory in desperate times. They were called the Lightning League..." --Gillian, (J&WW, #1) % "It is time for the knowledge of the past to save the future. The Lightning League is now reborn, with you Jayce, son of Audric, as its leader." --Gillian, (J&WW, #1) % "It has more power than you can imagine, but only if your heart and purpose are pure." --Gillian, on the Ring of Light. (J&WW, #1) % "Gillian, it's glowing. It's as though it's telling me that I *will* be able to lead us." --Jayce, and his first taste of the ring's magic. (J&WW, #1) % "Wherever you are, father, I will find you. Nothing will stop me." --Jayce, in one of his sincere moments. (J&WW, #1) % "If only the lance really *were* magic." 'I *heard* that.' --Flora and Oon, (J&WW, #1) % "This vehicle, Armed Force, I made for your father. Learn to use it well, it's yours now." --Gillian, (J&WW, #1) % "Shoo, shoo! Get away! Who are you?" 'They're my Zoggies, Oon, and they *like* you.' "Well, if they like me so much, Flora, tell them to quit getting in my way!" --Oon and Flora (Oon meets the Zoggies; J&WW #1) % "Get 'em, Jayce. Get 'em." --Flora, J&WW (episode #1) % 'We'll win, wont we Jayce?' "Of course we'll win. Eh--show me how to work the laser on this thing." --Flora and Jayce; (J&WW, #1) % "Lasers or no lasers, they're not taking us without a fight!" --Jayce; (J&WW, #1) % 'Jayce, it is wise never to fight unless it is necessary.' "B-but we have to stop the monster minds. We--" 'Watch.' --Gillian and Jayce; J&WW (episode #1) % "The battle continues, don't go away." 'Yeah, don't!' --Sawboss and Michelle (J&WW and my sister) % "The battle continues, don't go away!" --Sawboss (and you'd better keep watching after the commercial) J&WW % "The Quest continues..." --Jayce (*he* knew a few commercials couldn't keep you away) J&WW % "They're going away." 'They were afraid of my magic lance!' --Flora and Oon (J&WW, #1) % "Nothing evil can penetrate our wall of light, but their vines shut out more and more of the sun, making the wall weaker. Soon it will be gone." --Gillian (J&WW, #1) % "What we need is a space barge. Gillian, can you build one?" 'Hm. Not in the brief time before our wall of light is gone.' (Well, duh.) Jayce and Gillian J&WW (episode 1) % "You just *had* to break down on me again, didn't you?" --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW (episode 1) % "Sorry about plowing up your tomato patch folks--but don't expect me to pay for it." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW (episode 1) % "I know I'm crazy for asking, but you wouldn't happen to have a spare thermal siphon diode, would'ya?" --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW (episode 1) % "Take us with you." 'Well, sure, kid. That's my business, moving anybody and anything.' --Jayce and Herc, J&WW (episode 1) % "Hey, first the money! Herc Stormsailor doesn't haul anybody or anything for free." --Herc, J&WW % "Money? Where would *we* get money?" 'Sorry, kid. No cash, no Herc.' --Jayce and Herc, J&WW % "Would gold be acceptable?" 'Herc Stormsailor, captain of the _Pride of the Skies_, at your service..." --Gillian and Herc, J&WW % "Gillian, where do we get gold?" 'Shhh!' --Jayce and Gillian, on thier cash flow problems. (J&WW) % "Oh, that kid is really strange..." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW % "I was created from a plant by Gillian and Audric. I understand plants, and animals, and *even people*... sort of." --Flora, J&WW % "Is this enough, Mr. Stormsailor?" 'Please... call me *Herc*.' --Gillian and Herc, and a mountain of [fake] gold. J&WW % "Where did you get that gold?" 'From lead. Before long it will change back to lead. I had to work fast.' --Jayce and Gillian, J&WW % "My *old* control bridge wasn't so darn complicated." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW % "Okay you guys, hang on to your hats, 'cause we're heading for the solid ground." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW % "Your ground here's too soft. We're just digging a hole instead of taking off!" --Herc Stromsailor, J&WW % "Command Acknowledged." --Armed Force, Drill Seargent, Quick Draw, Spike Trike, Trail Blazer, Spray Gunner, Fling Shot, and Battle Base; J&WW % "Yahoo! Hey, we're gonna make it this time!" --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW % "No, wait. My master is still out there." 'Yeah, well you wanna go out and get him?' "Yes. I'll save him... but all the doors are closed." --Oon and Herc, J&WW % "Yee-hah! Hop aboard kid. Those monkey minds won't stay away long." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW % "Jayce, the ring. The ring!" --Gillian, J&WW % "Incompetent fools!" --Sawboss, J&WW % "I'll find you, son of Audric. I'll destroy that root and you. You'll never be safe--not you, not your father. I'll track you through the universe forever." --Sawboss, J&WW % "Auto pilot on. Now, if you don't mind, I'd kinda like to look at my gold. Oh, isn't that the prettiest sight in the universe? Ha--hey... hey, what's going on... this is *lead*!" 'Eh, sorry... I had a little problem. But don't worry, you'll be paid.' --Herc and Gillian, J&WW % "...I'm sticking with you guys until I get my loot. You're not shaking me for one second!" --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW % "We'll find you, father, wherever you are... because, like that space lightning, we're unstoppable. We're the Lightning League, and together we'll destroy the monster minds forever!" --Jayce, J&WW % ### QUOTES FOR J&WW EPISODE 2: "GHOSTSHIP" % "Okay, hot-shot, you'd better do *something*." 'Hey, I've never looked for a fight in my life, but sometimes you don't have any choice.' -- Herc Stormsailor and Jayce, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "The sooner we get there, the sooner--" 'The sooner I get paid for hauling you through every star system from Earth to Aldechron.' --Squire Oon and Herc Stormsailor, (J&WW "Ghostship") % Oon: "It'll be so wonderful to see my old master's face again." Gillian: "And rejoin the two halves of the root." Flora: "And that'll be the *end* of those Monster Minds!" --Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, "Ghostship" % "There it is!" 'But... *what* is it?' --Jayce and Flora, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Monster minds..." 'They've been and gone.' --Oon and Herc, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Sorry, kid, but you're not going to find him out there--I wouldn't land on that thing on a bet!" --Herc Stormsailor, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Herc, my *father's* on that ship!" 'Yeah, and what else?' --Jayce and Herc, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "You ever seen a ship like this one before?" 'I've never seen a lot of things, and I haven't got time to be afraid.' "Take the time! That's a security tanker... dangerous cargoes. As long as that wreck's been drifting, it could be full of fumes and poison gas!" --Herc and Jayce, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Probably even gold on a ship *that* big." 'Aw... you think that's all that matters to me.' --Flora and Herc, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Hmm. Like the kid said, his father *might* be on that ship..." --Herc Stormsailor, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Oh, terrific. The docking port's as frozen as Neptune's moons." --Herc Stormsailor, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Whatever opens them it's not the same docking circuit as everything else in the universe. The tub's energy system must be low... you never know with these tankers." --Herc Stormsailor, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "There are times when even a magician finds himself in need of a screwdriver!" --Gillian, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "I knew one day there'd be a corner of the universe you couldn't hid in!" --Sawboss, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Go! Go in search of your father... but what you're going to find is *me*." --Sawboss, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Don't make faces at me!" --Oon, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-OW! That water's *hot*!" 'It isn't water at all... it's metal solvent.' --Oon and Gillian, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Be careful, the solvent is causing this entire ship to erode..." --Gillian, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "YAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" --Oon, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Father? Father... he's not here. He's gotta be!" --Jayce, (J&WW "Ghostship") % Gillian: "A communicator." Oon [disappointed]: "Master Audric isn't here." Jayce [also disappointed]: "That's all we've been tracking." Gillian: "Perhaps... but perhaps not..." --Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, "Ghostship" % "The MM are getting too close. The crew of this ship has sheltered me but now we must move on. Where I'm bound is far from here and the journey will be difficult..." --Partial message from Audric, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "You've gotta bring the _Pride_ aboard." 'Hey, nothin' doin', pal.' --Jayce and Herc, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "If the electronics don't work, we'll get it open the hard way!" --Jayce, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "We can't let those slithering varmints in!" --Gillian, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Persistent, aren't they?" --Gillian, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Oh... hey, *nobody* knocks me out of my own seat. No sir." --Herc Stormsailor, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "If those chlorophillious villains break that shield there won't be a gram of air in here to breathe!" --Gillian, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "All right! Armed Force, Drill Sergeant, Shield Shooter, Spike Trike, automatic battle program!" --Jayce, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Herc, replenish the energy supply. I'll hold off the Monster Minds!" 'I hope you know what you're doing...." --Jayce and Herc, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "How do I get into these things?" --Herc, (J&WW "Ghostship") % Jayce: "Herc, how we doing?" Herc: "Just a minute!" Oon: "Yahoo!" Gillian: "A minute? An *eternity*." --Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, "Ghostship" % "What in the world happened?" 'The wiring must be so corroded we triggered an improper sequence when charging it up!" --Jayce and Gillian, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "I've gotta get to that control room... I've *gotta* get the communicator. It's the only way I'll find out where my father is!" --Jayce, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Jayce, it's too dangerous, come back!" 'I can't, Flora!' --Flora and Jayce, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "They won't stop us, I'll find you, father!" --Jayce vows not to be defeated, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Jayce, you must return, time is of the essence!" --Gillian, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Here goes nothin'." --Jayce, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Stop your yappin' and sit down. Get to your stations!" --Herc Stormsailor, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "You won't escape me, young one. Not this time." --Sawboss; Famous Last Words (J&WW "Ghostship") % Jayce: "Faster, Herc, faster... we have less than two minutes!" Herc: "And I was just thinking about taking a lunch break..." --Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, "Ghostship" % "You let them get away! YOU LET THEM GET AWAY!!!!!!!!!" --a rather furious Sawboss, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Jayce, we travel on and we learn. We know now that your father still lives... that he's waiting..." 'He won't have to wait much longer!' --Gillian and Jayce, (J&WW "Ghostship") % "Herc, can't this tub go any faster?" 'Hey, watch it, kid. Just watch it....' --Jayce and Herc, (J&WW "Ghostship") % ### Episode #10: Bloodstone % "What in the seven galaxies was that?" --Herc, J&WW % "I say we fry that thing where it sits, and get as far away from here as we can..." --Herc, J&WW % "The lethal spider is ready...." --MMtrooper, J&WW % "Wait a minute, I'm picking up something on radar. It's pretty big." `That's *bigger* than pretty big.' --Herc and Flora (on Caiross's crystal pyramid) J&WW % "Wow--a great place if your starting a crystal collection." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW % "It's so quiet. Even the *people* are crystal." --Flora, J&WW % "My word... self repairing crystal." --Gillian, J&WW % "Quickly, block all the ramps to the upper levels. Keep them from going any higher." --Sawboss, J&WW % "Drink deeply. Destroy the bloodstone that protects Caiross." --Sawboss, J&WW % "Oh no! Galloping galaxies... _The Pride_ is turning to crystal!" --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW % "You are in mortal danger on that level... come up! Use the ramps." 'Come up, he says. Hah. Sooner or later we'll *have* to go down.' --Kalom (Keeper of the Bloodstone) and Herc, J&WW % "What in the cosmos is goin' on, pal? My ship has just been turned into a work of fine art!" --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW % "It is both good and bad that you have come." 'Heh, wonderful. Good news, and bad news.' --Kalom (Keeper of the Bloodstone) and Herc, J&WW % "Strange monsterous vehicles brought the spider. They now control the upper levels, protecting it." --The Bloodstone Keeper, J&WW % "Time is not a friend to those who wait." --Sawboss, J&WW % "Jayce, you are a brave man. You can save my people." 'But how?' "The bloodstone, you must reach it, renew its energy." --The Keeper and Jayce, J&WW % "Only one with great courage--" 'Keeper!' "Can pass the trial that guards the Bloodstone... only the touch of a hero--ahhh!--will revive it!" --The Keeper and Jayce, J&WW % "Don't fear for me, Jayce. Use all your skill and courage... only you can restore us all." --Gillian (*after* turning to crystal), J&WW % "Don't look back, we've got to keep going. Hang on, honey, it's time for some fancy navigating!" --Herc (Consoling Flora), J&WW % "We're turning to crystal!" 'Looks like they got us... but maybe we can help Jayce.' --Flora and Herc, J&WW % "It's too late for us, hot shot. Never thought I'd end up a museum piece. It's up to you." 'Good luck, Ja--' --Herc and Flora (just before turning to crystal), J&WW % "Flora... Herc. Can't we help them?" 'There's only one way--restore the Bloodstone. And I *swear* I'll do it.' --Oon and Jayce, J&WW % "Master, what's happening?" 'The Keeper warned me, this must be the first test.' --Oon and Jayce, J&WW % "Maybe I should wait here and... and stand guard. Yes, I'll stand guard on *this side*." 'No, Oon. You have to come. Look-- you'll turn to crystal. Do as I do.' --Oon and Jayce, J&WW % "Don't be afraid. Use your lance, Oon--your magic lance!" 'Of course! My magic lance... it will save me.' --Jayce and Oon, J&WW % "Be careful, Oon. The spider's around here somewhere." --Jayce, J&WW % "Oon, I--" 'I'll be brave, master. Here. My magic lance will help you.' --Jayce and Oon (just before Oon turns to crystal), J&WW % "I knew your compassion would be your downfall, boy!" 'You're wrong. Compassion is my strength--one you'll never know.' --Sawboss and Jayce, J&WW % "Please... give me strength..." --Jayce, J&WW % "Take my life energy, Bloodstone. I give it freely, to save my friends, and your people." --Jayce, J&WW % "Herc, don't tell me you're finally getting into the spirit of our quest." 'Awe, come on. Are you kidding? I just want to get paid!' --Jayce and Herc, J&WW % ### 11: Double Trouble % "Activate the neutronic pulsar!" --Sawboss, J&WW % "It looks exactly like that horrible human." 'Our clone is an exact duplicate, created from Audric's hair and the blossom of a Monster Mind.' --Gun Grinner and Sawboss, J&WW % "But, excellency... the child, Flora, has sensed our presence before." 'We have a solution for that little problem...' --Gun Grinner and Sawboss, J&WW % Jayce: "It's not coming in--too much distortion." Herc: 'Hit the frequency booster, kid.' [Jayce takes Herc a little too literally and *pounds* the console with his fists. Then again, it fixes the problem, so maybe that's what Herc *meant* by 'hit the frequency booster'. ;-)] J&WW % "Flora!" 'Oh, how I've missed you. I, I....I--' --Evil Audric clone and Flora (who's getting some really *bad* vibes from the guy) J&WW % Jayce: "What's the matter, Flora?" Flora: "Something doesn't feel right [about the *evil* Audric clone she was just hugging]." --J&WW % "It's been such a long time... you won't have to worry about a thing now. [Puts evil, telepathy blocking necklace on Flora.] Always wear it, please?" --Evil Audric Clone, J&WW % 'Oh thank you! [Can hug the evil Audric clone, now that the telepathy blocking necklace has made all those nasty, monster-mind-ish vibes go away.] I'm so happy you're back!' --Flora, J&WW % "Ehem--I was beginning to think I'd never get to meet the legend." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW % "Are you feeling all right, Flora?" 'Yes, fine. I must have been mistaken.' "Ah, what exactly did you feel?" [Waits for Jayce and the *evil* clone to leave]--'I don't know.' --Gillian and Flora, J&WW % "Somehow, I thought he [the evil clone] felt like a plant." 'My, my! That *is* a funny thing to feel.' "Yeah. But it's gone now." --Flora and Gillian, J&WW % "My father, an imposter? That's rediculous!" --Famous last words... (Jayce, J&WW) % "My father, an imposter? That's rediculous!" 'We can't say for sure, but we can't rule out the possibility completely.' --Jayce and Gillian, J&WW % "Even Flora feels something. I don't know what Audric's been through, but there's no doubt he has changed." 'That's a lie. It can't be true. He's my father... *my father*.' --Gillian and Jayce, J&WW % "Father, what's wrong with you?" 'Nothing. Watch as I become *normal* again.' [The evil clone shows his true form.] --Jayce and the evil Audric clone, J&WW % "No. It *can't* be true." 'But it *is* you foolish child.' Jayce and Sawboss... on Audric being an evil MM clone, J&WW % "I'm keeping you alive for only one reason, Jayce... you little trouble maker. You're going to get the root for me." 'Never!' "Brave words, boy. But as long as I have you alive I can create your clone, and make him do as I wish." --Saw Boss and Jayce, J&WW % "...when I have the root, you'll pay for all the trouble you've caused me!" --Saw Boss, J&WW % "No. It's just not right." 'Tell me.' "I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't talk to Brock. None of my plants understand me either!" --Flora and Gillian, J&WW % "Master, I should have warned you." 'I wouldn't have listened, Oon. He fooled me completely.' --Oon and Jayce (who's *finally* facing the facts about the evil Audric clone), J&WW % "Hey, big brother, how are you? I'm gonna get the root from your friends." 'You won't fool them.' --Evil Jayce Clone and the real Jayce, J&WW % "If they don't return in a little while, I'll go look for them." 'Herc!' "Don't get the wrong idea... if they don't return, I don't get paid!" --Herc and Flora, J&WW % "Where's Audric?" 'Father's still at his lab preparing the root. It's time to bring him mine.' --Gillian and the *evil* Jayce clone, J&WW % "Don't worry, Gillian. Father has everything under control. It's safe...[cue appearance of slitted, MM clone eyes]... for *us*." --Evil Jayce Clone, J&WW % "Soon we'll have the root, and the Lightning League will be no more." --Famous last words, (Saw Boss, J&WW) % "Symbol of the Lightning League, give me *power*!" --Jayce, J&WW % "Thank you for guarding the root. Jayce has come for it. May I have it please?" [plant spits on her... or rather, on her evil, telepathy blocking necklace] "Eew! They've never done *that* before. Oh, Brock, this is *awful*!" --Flora, J&WW % "It's no good... I can't feel anything." --Flora, J&WW % "Ahh! Brock, I can *feel* you now!" --Flora, J&WW % "Jayce... Jayce! I've brought the root!" --Flora, J&WW % "Flora, *give* me the root." 'You're not Jayce...." "You're upset, Flora. It must be all the excitement." 'NO! You--you feel like a plant... a *Monster Mind*!' --Evil Jayce clone and Flora, J&WW % "It's not Jayce. It's a monster mind. The *real* Jayce is... Jayce is being chased by the monster minds!" --Flora unmasks the evil clone at last, J&WW % "Spike trike, roll!" 'Identification negative, respond to Jayce's commands only.' "Hey, it's *me*. You know... *Herc*." --Herc and Spike Trike's computer, J&WW % "Jayce! He's back!" --Flora, J&WW % [Jayce drives out of the mist, followed by hundreds of MM troopers.] "Herc, I brought a few guests. Can you gimme a hand?" 'Oh, why does *this* always happen?' --Jayce and Herc, J&WW % "Ah yes, now I've remembered." 'Remembered what?' "The spell. You'll like this one, Flora. Watch carefully." --Gillian and Flora, J&WW % "Yes! That's wonderful, Gillian!" 'In response to popular demand... an encore.' --Flora and Gillian, J&WW % "I really thought we had found father." 'Will we ever find him?' "Don't worry, Flora. He's out there somewhere." --Jayce and Flora, J&WW % ### 12: The Lightning League? % "That's the symbol of the Lightning League, but what's it doing here? We didn't bring it." 'It could only have been left by the *original* Lightning League--that brave band of heros, who before they disappeared were all that stood against the forces of evil.' --Jayce and Gillian, J&WW (#12) % "It is said the League left behind signs telling where they went. Only a few can read those signs, including your father." 'Can you read this one?' "The only way to find out is to try." --Gillian and Jayce, J&WW (#12) % "Between the candle and the star, between the storm cloud and the sun, we ride the thunder. Light against night... from now until forever, *we* are the Lightning League!" --Gillian, and the ancient Lightning League incantation; J&WW (#12) % "What's going on out here? What the--" [Sees giant glowing LL symbol in the sky.] 'Wow! Look at that!' --Herc and Flora, J&WW (#12) % "Hey, I recognize that system--Epsilon 9, or I'll eat the cargo doors." --Herc, J&WW (#12) % Herc: "Go? Go where?" Gillian: "To find the Lightning League of course." Herc: "But, *we're* the Lightning League, aren't we?" Oon: "Of *course*." Herc: "This bunch gets nuttier every day...." --Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, #12 % "This bunch gets nuttier every day...." --Herc, J&WW (#12) % "This place looks just like I thought it would. Peaceful... quiet--" [A battle comes raging over the hill.] 'Huh--so much for peace and quiet!' --Jayce and Herc, J&WW (#12) % "These things are as tough as Monster Minds!" --Jayce, J&WW (#12) % "All right, tall, dark and ugly, let's see what you can do!" --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW (#12) % Jayce: "Boy, are we glad to see you!" LL Captain: "Don't move. You're all under arrest." Herc: "Hey, don't everyone thank us at once." -Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, #12 % "Flora, hurry and make a run for the ship." 'But--' "This is no time for discussion. Flee, child. Flee!" --Gillian and Flora, J&WW (#12) % Jayce: "We're the Lightning League too, just like you. Why are you doing this?" LL Captain: "Because you interfered with our games." Jayce, Gillian, Herc [all surprised]: "*Games*?!" --Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, #12 % "We came looking for the Lightning League, and my father, Audric." 'And you have found them. *We* are the descendants of that glorious League. As for Audric--yes, he did come here. A trouble maker, talking about something called Monster Minds...." --Jayce and the LL Patriarch, J&WW (#12) % "We sent him [Audric] away. He interfered with our training, just as you did." 'That was the game we interfered with... a *war* game.' "A re-creation of one of the Lightning League's greatest triumphs. That's how we've trained for 200 years now." --LL Patriarch and Gillian, J&WW (#12) % "Two hundred years?" 'It takes time to get ready, [Chomps on an apple], to find a battle *worthy* of us, and you've taken up far too much time already.' --Jayce and LL Patriarch, J&WW (#12) % "I'm confiscating your ship and everything inside. They bear Lightning League markings, so they're rightfully ours. You, of course, will be shipped off planet on a one way shuttle. Now, if you'll excuse me-- it's time for lunch." --LL Patriarch, J&WW (#12) % "Oh dear, I have to protect the ship! Plants, hear me...please, help me stop those men!" --Flora, J&WW (#12) % "How very sad, for the Lightning League to come to this: People who put lunch before adventure, re-living past glories...." --Gillian, J&WW (#12) % "All right, Captain, what's so important that it can't wait until *after* lunch?" --LL Patriarch, J&WW (#12) % "My greetings... I come to you in *peace*." --(Famous last words), SawBoss, J&WW #12 % "How do I know your intentions are peaceful?" 'If I wanted to harm you I could have done so by now. I want to *help* you by taking a trouble maker off your hands.' --LL Patriarch and Sawbosss, J&WW (#12) % "They--they didn't follow us. See? I told 'ya." --(Famous last words) Herc Stormsailor, J&WW (#12) % Gillian: "As I recall, those are Rollatrons. The League beat them five hundred years ago." Jayce: "How?" Gillian: "I don't know. All I remember is that Rollatrons can't see the color blue." Herc: "Yeah, well I'm feeling pretty blue myself right now." --Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, #12 % "Hey, tin head, over here!" --Jayce, J&WW % "Yes. Go! *Exterminate* them!" --Sawboss (and his best impersination of a Dalek), J&WW #12 % "What's wrong? Why don't you attack?" 'We weren't trained for this. This wasn't in our games!' "Well, then you'll just have to learn by doing." --Jayce and the LL Captain, J&WW (#12) % "Alright, if you won't go, I'll go alone!" --Jayce (To original LL), J&WW (#12) % "I'm not letting anyone go out there alone. Come on!" --LL Patriarch, to his troops, J&WW (#12) % "As for you, Jayce, you came searching for the Lightning League. I regret that you did *not* find them. We've become soft, forgotten our mission. I no longer wonder if we can find a battle worthy of us, only if *we* are worthy of this noble cause." --LL Patriarch, J&WW (#12) % "You have a great history, and an even greater future ahead of you. The greatest days of the Lightning League are yet to come." --Jayce, J&WW (#12) % "Well, kid? You think they'll remember us, and what you said?" 'Oh, I don't know, Herc. I think they'll remember.' --Herc and Jayce (on thier influence on the original league), J&WW #12 % ### 13: Swampwitch % "Monster minds... you're on your own, Jayce." --Jal Gorda, J&WW (#13) % "Sawboss is trying to capture Swampwitch? Was Jal certain of this?" --Gillian, J&WW (#13) % "Well, if you ask me, kid, Jal's been downing too much Thraxian joy syrup. Swampwitch is only a legend." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW (#13) % "Swampwitch is said to have great magical powers over plants. We can't let Sawboss take her." --Gillian, J&WW (#13) % "I hate to upset you two loonies, but even if Swampwitch does exist, we'll never beat the Monster Mind ship to Marg." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW (#13) % "Go through the phantom nebula? Hah-ha -- *no way*." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW (#13) % "I think he's afraid, Master." 'Say that again, metal mouth, and I'll turn you into a coffee pot!" "Hah, I don't think you have the *nerve*." --Oon and Herc, J&WW (#13) % Herc: "Now listen, kid, that nebula's alive with energy surges. And you can't see 'em 'til they hit you! So--" Gillian: "I must say, Herc's right. The nebula's a very dangerous place." Jayce: "Well, then I guess we can't expect him to take us through it." Herc: "Well, it's about time *somebody* made sense around here." --Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, #13 % "Don't worry, lad. We'll get there first. My magic is more than equal to Herc's stubbornness." --Gillian, J&WW (#13) % "What are you reading, Flora?" 'It's a book of legends Gillian gave me. I'm reading about the Swampwitch. She's fascinating! I'm really excited.' --Oon and Flora, J&WW (#13) % "What an awful place!" 'No, Oon, it's not awful. It's mysterious. The swamp's alive with mystery, and the Swampwitch is the greatest mystery of all.' "Well, as far as I'm concerned she can *stay* a mystery." --Oon and Flora, J&WW (#13) % "There it is, the phantom nebula." 'We'd better get ready, my spell will cease the moment we enter the nebula.' "Make sure you remember the expression on his [Herc's] face...." --Jayce and Gillian, J&WW (#13) % "Bet Quick Draw and I can plug more surges than you, Jayce." 'This is no game, Flora.' --Flora and Jayce, J&WW (#13) % "What the-- we're in the phantom nebula!" 'I'm truly sorry, Herc. But this mission is of vital importance. Eh--no time to talk, I've got to man the bridge guns!' --Herc and Gillian, J&WW (#13) % "Got ya! That's ten for me, Jayce." 'Keep your mind on business, Flora... and that makes *fifteen* for me.' --Flora and Jayce, J&WW (#13) % "Oh, me and my big mouth." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW (#13) % "How bad is it?" 'Bad enough. I've got to try a hyper speed or we'll never make it out.' "[Hyper-leap] From *inside* the nebula? But that's never been done before, we don't know *what* might happen." 'We're about to find out.' --Gillian and Herc, J&WW (#13) % "Well, we got here before the Monster Minds, kid. But I wouldn't take bets on ever lifting off again." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW (#13) % "Maybe Swampwitch can help us." 'Hah. It'll take more than some screwy old hag to repair this damage.' "Swampwitch is no *hag*. She's the spirit of the whole swamp, and I'm going to find her." --Flora and Herc, J&WW (#13) % "Hold on, Flora. That swamp is dangerous." 'But I've gotta go. I've gotta meet Swampwitch. She's just like me.' --Jayce and Flora, J&WW (#13) % "Actually, with her telepathic powers and her kinship with plants, Flora has the best chance of any of us of finding Swampwitch." --Gillian, J&WW (#13) % "I sense intruders, Gaboon. Let us see who disturbs our serenity." --Swampwitch, J&WW (#13) % "Swampwitch is everywhere, in every flower, every tree." 'This girl feels my presence. Interesting. I will bring her here.' --Flora and Swampwitch, J&WW (#13) % "Sha-la, Sha-mar." --Swampwitch, J&WW (#13) % "Flora's been taken and the vehicles are trapped. It *must* be Swampwitch." --Jayce, J&WW (#13) % "What else could happen?" --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW (#13) % "I hope that wasn't what I think it was... [SB's headquarters poofs in] ... it was." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW (#13) % "So, they have a worker of magic with them. Well, he shall not prevail." --Swampwitch, J&WW (#13) % "Oh, how beautiful. Just like diamond dew drops!" --Flora, J&WW (#13) % "Who are you, girl? Speak!" 'I--I'm Flora.' --Swampwitch and Flora, J&WW (#13) % "You were born of a flower!" 'Yes. Just like you.' "What can you know of me? I was ancient when you were but a seedling." --Swampwitch and Flora, J&WW (#13) % "I read all about you, in a book of legends." 'Legends? Hah, legends cannot *begin* to describe my power.' --Flora and Swampwitch, J&WW (#13) % "Something enters the swamp... something *evil*." --Swampwitch, J&WW (#13) % "I see it, but I can't believe it!" --Herc (Re: Swampwitch's battle magic), J&WW (#13) % "Our entire force has been disabled." 'Good. It proves the tales about the Swampwitch are true. Her power will make us invincible.' --Terror Tank and Sawboss, J&WW (#13) % "Evil plants. It is a mockery of all that is natural, I will not have them in my realm!" --Swampwitch, J&WW (#13) % "Jayce will help you fight them, if you'll let him." 'I *need* no help, and your friends should not have come here.' "If that's the way you feel, then I'm going. I don't wanna be with you anymore!" --Flora and Swampwitch, J&WW (#13) % "You will stay, girl. But your friends will be freed." --Swampwitch (to Flora), J&WW (#13) % "This one is most beautiful. In moonlight, it sprouts buds which, when properly enchanted, enable one to journey to the very heart of a dew drop." --Swampwitch, J&WW (#13) % "What's wrong, girl? Do you not enjoy the mysteries of my realm?" 'I'm not *girl*, I'm Flora, and my friends are in trouble.' "They are safe, my power keeps the evil away." 'They can't stay here forever, and neither can I!" --Swampwitch and Flora, J&WW (#13) % "Flora, I have dwelt here alone for a thousand years. Others could not feel the joy of the flowers and trees, there was no one to share the mysteries--and then *you* came." --Swampwitch, J&WW (#13) % "The evil attacks the heart of my power... go, Flora. Run!" 'NO! I can't leave you like this.' --Swampwitch and Flora, J&WW (#13) % "Too weak... cannot use power." 'I'm not too weak, use your power through me.' "No. It's too... dangerous." 'It's our only chance. Please, I'm not afraid.' --Swampwitch and Flora, J&WW (#13) % "Reach out. Touch the swamp, feel its roots... its *power*." --Swampwitch (to Flora), J&WW (#13) % "Sha-la, sha-mar. Sha-laaaahhh, sha-maaaaaar." --Flora and Swampwitch (together), J&WW (#13) % "Excellency, they've turned the solar prism on us! The *HEAT*!" --Gun Grinner, J&WW (#13) % "For the glory of the Black Light, I go!" --SawBoss, J&WW (just about every episode) % "Now that Sawboss has seen your power, he's sure to return." 'You need not fear for me, Jayce. The swamp is the joining point of many realities. I will go to a place where the evil may not follow.' --Jayce and Swampwitch, J&WW (#13) % "The swamp is the joining point of many realities. I will go to a place where the evil may not follow. But I would take you with me, Flora, if you will come." 'I can't. I love you but...[looks back over at Jayce]' "I understand..." --Swampwitch and Flora, J&WW (#13) % "I shall miss you." 'I'll miss you too, Swampwitch.' --Swampwitch and Flora, J&WW (#13) % "Take this, dear Flora, to remember me by." --Swampwitch, J&WW (#13) % "Farewell, all of you. Swampwitch shall never forget you!" --Swampwitch, J&WW (#13) % "Holy jumpin' space rats! She's moving the *whole* swamp!" --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW (#13) (Best darn line in the whole series.... :-) % "Come on, let's hit the skies!" --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW (#13) % "You'll see her again, Flora. Someday. Come on." 'Sure, Jayce. I know that. I know.' --Jayce and Flora (Re: Swampwitch), J&WW (#13) % ### %