### QUOTES FOR J&WW EPISODE 4: "THE SILVER CRUSADERS" % "What is it, you say? They *dare* to resist my vines? They will not. That planet above all is vital to my grand design...." --Sawboss, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Oh, great master of galaxies, the inhabitants are vicious and powerful!" --Saw Trooper Commander, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Grow together my lovely ones. Go to them... and *overwhelm* them!" --Sawboss, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % Herc: "Look at the size of that MM shrubbery in sector 37-delta...they just don't come that big, and it's not even trying to take over those planets. Huh, this scope's gotta be on the blink." Gillian: [after whacking console a few times] "No, apparently they *do* come that big." --J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % Jayce: "What's Sawboss up to now?" Gillian: "Something on a rather large scale...." --J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "It's a broken scanner isn't it, master? There's nothing out there *that* big." --Squire Oon, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Herc, plot where those vines are heading. Let's get there first and see why." 'And it started out to be such a nice day....' --Jayce and Herc, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "That's where they're going, kid. Looks like it used to be--ah--kind of a nice place." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Set her down, Herc. Whatever's so valuable to Sawboss on that planet... might be even more important to us." --Jayce, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "They look like huge dandelions, don't they, Brock? They even *feel* like dandelions...Herc, *NO*!!!!" --Flora, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "What happened?" 'The engines have said good night... we're out of control.' --Jayce and Herc, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "What are those?" 'They bear an astonishing resemblance to strawberries... [breaks off a hunk of the man-sized berry and chows down]... MMMmmm, *definitely* strawberries.' --Jayce and Gillian, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Everything's gigantic here. They're all so happy to be so healthy and well fed." --Flora, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Boy, if I'd grown up here, I would have really grown *up*." 'So would Monster Minds... no *wonder* all those vines are coming here.' --Flora and Jayce, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "The vines will reach this soil in three hours, five minutes, and seventeen seconds... ah, *approximately*." 'No problem. I can get us out of here in forty-seven seconds, *exactly*.' --Gillian and Herc, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Come on, kid. Even *you* have to know when it's time to--" 'To see if anybody lives here who can help us stop this invasion!' --Herc and Jayce, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "You got forty seconds now... plus the hour it'll take me to clean the dandelions out of my engines." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "And... bring back a little cash, will ya?" --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "*OOOOWWWWWCH*!!!!!!!!!!!" --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Force of the black light, take me to the planet of Jayce's destruction!" --Sawboss, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "It's obvious someone's here--" 'Someone who does not welcome invaders, even *insignificant* ones.' --Jayce and the Silver Knight, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "We come as friends, to help you resist invaders." 'Ha-ha-ha-ha! The Vines, you mean? Our crusaders slice them down before they touch ground.' "They're not stopping that one, I promise you. We'd better start working together fast--" --Jayce and the Silver Knight, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "No invader leaves our planet... *alive*." --The Silver Knight, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Come on, Brock. We've gotta do something!" --Flora, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Hurry, my master's in trouble. He's depending on me!" --Squire Oon, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Captain Herc, Jayce is being taken to some kind of castle! ... Herc? Captain Herc? Where did you go?" --Squire Oon, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Turn on, oh please, turn on. It always looks so easy when he does it...." --Squire Oon, at the controls of the _Pride_ (J&WW: "The Silver Crusaders") % "Efficient, aren't they?" --Gillian, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "I beg you to listen to me, there isn't much time left!" 'Indeed there is not. Like all who trespass here, you will meet our new leader in single combat--until the death.' --Jayce and the Leader, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "What happens to him?" 'We have dungeons, where there are hungry beasts.' "And I tell you there are 'hungry beasts' outside who will *destroy* you!" --Jayce and the Leader, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % LEADER [to a crusader]: "Give him your weapon." JAYCE [refuses the sword]: "First, I too would like to try to remove the shield from the stone." LEADER : "You? Hm-hm. Of course. The challenge is open to all. But if you fail, be prepared for the beasts in our dungeon!" --J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Gillian, will your wishes be with me?" 'They will indeed, my boy.' --Jayce and Gillian, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "This is foolish. Meet me in combat, your end will be swifter." --The Leader, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % OON: "Goodbye, Jayce! Goodbye, Gillian! Goodbye, Flora!" [Oon plummets towards the monster-filled moat, but Flora and Brock swoop down out of the sky and catch him at the last moment.] OON: "Flora!" FLORA: "Hang on tight!" --J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Give up, invader. Even our strongest knights have failed at this task." --The Leader, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "They're coming... the monster minds! *BIG ONES*!!!!!" --Oon, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Jayce, the MM are here!" 'Warn them. *You're* the only one they'll listen to.' --Oon and Jayce, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "OUTSIDE, MEN! EVERYONE OUTSIDE!" --Oon, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Fight bravely, Jayce... because this will be your last battle. I am too powerful now." --Sawboss, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Ring of light, magic might!" --Jayce, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Oh. Excuse me: Knights... On the vehicles!" --Oon, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Shields up, lightning strikes." --Jayce, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Enjoy your triumph. There are other planets and other galaxies. You won't win forever!" --Sawboss, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Forces of the black light, remove me from this place!" --Sawboss, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "Thank you for allowing your new leader to depart with us. I know your next one will be every bit as courageous." --Jayce, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") % "We've learned, my friends, that not all intruders are our enemies." --The Knight, J&WW ("The Silver Crusaders") %