QUOTES FROM WHEELIES EPISODE: "ESCAPE FROM THE GARDEN" "Go after him, get that root. It's the only thing that can stop us." --Sawboss, leader of the Monster Minds. (J&WW, #1) % "All right, I won't be nasty. But I wish Jayce wouldn't treat me like I was a *nerd*." --Flora (J&WW, #1) % "But where's my father?" 'I'll tell you the whole story. Meanwhile, could you put me back together again please?' --Jayce and Oon, (J&WW, #1) % "Boom! [crashing sound]! Crash! They broke through the walls. But before that, your father almost had it figured out--" --Squire Oon, (J&WW, #1) % "My master, Audric, tried to create a plant that would end starvation forever. But just as he succeeded--" --Squire Oon, (J&WW, #1) % "Radiation changed his discoveries into plants with *evil* brains." --Squire Oon, (J&WW #1) % "Oon, we have to flee! The Monster Minds are ruthless!" --Audric, (J&WW, #1) % "Their leader, they call him Sawboss, has taken over my laboratory." --Audric, (J&WW, #1) % "I worked to create a good plant, that would destroy those evil ones." --Audric, (J&WW, #1) % "'Get the root to Jayce,' he said. 'He's your new master, serve him faithfully. He'll know what to do.'" --Oon, quoting Audric's last command (J&WW, #1) % "You must find your father. The root he carries must be joined with this one." --Gillian, (J&WW, #1) % "Then the future of the universe depends on *this* [the root], and on *me*." --Jayce, a little overwhelmed when he first realizes this, (J&WW, #1) % "In ages past there was a small band of heroes, who guided us to victory in desperate times. They were called the Lightning League..." --Gillian, (J&WW, #1) % "It is time for the knowledge of the past to save the future. The Lightning League is now reborn, with you Jayce, son of Audric, as its leader." --Gillian, (J&WW, #1) % "It has more power than you can imagine, but only if your heart and purpose are pure." --Gillian, on the Ring of Light. (J&WW, #1) % "Gillian, it's glowing. It's as though it's telling me that I *will* be able to lead us." --Jayce, and his first taste of the ring's magic. (J&WW, #1) % "Wherever you are, father, I will find you. Nothing will stop me." --Jayce, in one of his sincere moments. (J&WW, #1) % "If only the lance really *were* magic." 'I *heard* that.' --Flora and Oon, (J&WW, #1) % "This vehicle, Armed Force, I made for your father. Learn to use it well, it's yours now." --Gillian, (J&WW, #1) % "Shoo, shoo! Get away! Who are you?" 'They're my Zoggies, Oon, and they *like* you.' "Well, if they like me so much, Flora, tell them to quit getting in my way!" --Oon and Flora (Oon meets the Zoggies; J&WW #1) % "Get 'em, Jayce. Get 'em." --Flora, J&WW (episode #1) % 'We'll win, wont we Jayce?' "Of course we'll win. Eh--show me how to work the laser on this thing." --Flora and Jayce; (J&WW, #1) % "Lasers or no lasers, they're not taking us without a fight!" --Jayce; (J&WW, #1) % 'Jayce, it is wise never to fight unless it is necessary.' "B-but we have to stop the monster minds. We--" 'Watch.' --Gillian and Jayce; J&WW (episode #1) % "The battle continues, don't go away." 'Yeah, don't!' --Sawboss and Michelle (J&WW and my sister) % "The battle continues, don't go away!" --Sawboss (and you'd better keep watching after the commercial) J&WW % "The Quest continues..." --Jayce (*he* knew a few commercials couldn't keep you away) J&WW % "They're going away." 'They were afraid of my magic lance!' --Flora and Oon (J&WW, #1) % "Nothing evil can penetrate our wall of light, but their vines shut out more and more of the sun, making the wall weaker. Soon it will be gone." --Gillian (J&WW, #1) % "What we need is a space barge. Gillian, can you build one?" 'Hm. Not in the brief time before our wall of light is gone.' (Well, duh.) Jayce and Gillian J&WW (episode 1) % "You just *had* to break down on me again, didn't you?" --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW (episode 1) % "Sorry about plowing up your tomato patch folks--but don't expect me to pay for it." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW (episode 1) % "I know I'm crazy for asking, but you wouldn't happen to have a spare thermal siphon diode, would'ya?" --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW (episode 1) % "Take us with you." 'Well, sure, kid. That's my business, moving anybody and anything.' --Jayce and Herc, J&WW (episode 1) % "Hey, first the money! Herc Stormsailor doesn't haul anybody or anything for free." --Herc, J&WW % "Money? Where would *we* get money?" 'Sorry, kid. No cash, no Herc.' --Jayce and Herc, J&WW % "Would gold be acceptable?" 'Herc Stormsailor, captain of the _Pride of the Skies_, at your service..." --Gillian and Herc, J&WW % "Gillian, where do we get gold?" 'Shhh!' --Jayce and Gillian, on thier cash flow problems. (J&WW) % "Oh, that kid is really strange..." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW % "I was created from a plant by Gillian and Audric. I understand plants, and animals, and *even people*... sort of." --Flora, J&WW % "Is this enough, Mr. Stormsailor?" 'Please... call me *Herc*.' --Gillian and Herc, and a mountain of [fake] gold. J&WW % "Where did you get that gold?" 'From lead. Before long it will change back to lead. I had to work fast.' --Jayce and Gillian, J&WW % "My *old* control bridge wasn't so darn complicated." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW % "Okay you guys, hang on to your hats, 'cause we're heading for the solid ground." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW % "Your ground here's too soft. We're just digging a hole instead of taking off!" --Herc Stromsailor, J&WW % "Command Acknowledged." --Armed Force, Drill Seargent, Quick Draw, Spike Trike, Trail Blazer, Spray Gunner, Fling Shot, and Battle Base; J&WW % "Yahoo! Hey, we're gonna make it this time!" --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW % "No, wait. My master is still out there." 'Yeah, well you wanna go out and get him?' "Yes. I'll save him... but all the doors are closed." --Oon and Herc, J&WW % "Yee-hah! Hop aboard kid. Those monkey minds won't stay away long." --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW % "Jayce, the ring. The ring!" --Gillian, J&WW % "Incompetent fools!" --Sawboss, J&WW % "I'll find you, son of Audric. I'll destroy that root and you. You'll never be safe--not you, not your father. I'll track you through the universe forever." --Sawboss, J&WW % "Auto pilot on. Now, if you don't mind, I'd kinda like to look at my gold. Oh, isn't that the prettiest sight in the universe? Ha--hey... hey, what's going on... this is *lead*!" 'Eh, sorry... I had a little problem. But don't worry, you'll be paid.' --Herc and Gillian, J&WW % "...I'm sticking with you guys until I get my loot. You're not shaking me for one second!" --Herc Stormsailor, J&WW % "We'll find you, father, wherever you are... because, like that space lightning, we're unstoppable. We're the Lightning League, and together we'll destroy the monster minds forever!" --Jayce, J&WW %